Sunday, February 17, 2008

Top Ten Reasons NOT to Get Behind Me in Line

10) I have OCD: Obsessive Coupon Disorder
9) I'm the crazy coupon lady you've heard about. Really.
8) I save $59.22 on a $60 order. I'm trying to beat my record.
7) If patience isn't your virtue, change lines.
6) I'm protected under the Right-to-Coupon Act.
5) "Price Check"
4) Five separate receipts should do it.
3) I may be slow, but my groceries are free.
2) I have coupons, and I know how to use them.
1) This hobby is paying for my next vacation!

3 comments:

Jen said...

You are so cute :)

Jericho Rose said...

You need to offer classes. The hard part is Whole Foods and Gluten Free food manufacture's seldom give out coupons. The only thing I can use coupons on are juice, bathroom stuff, some dairy items, etc. I look through the Sunday coupons and I can eat or use maybe 3 if I'm lucky.

Melissa said...

I love you :)