The Attempted Suicide Of The Diet

My weekly weight in was this afternoon. I knew it wasnt going to be pretty, but 2 pounds - come on! How did I seriously manage to GAIN 2 ENTIRE POUNDS!? I think this is amazing, miraculous even. Therefore, I believe that Thank You's are in order.

First, thank you Caterpillar, for sending me to Minneapolis and giving me an excuse to eat terribly.

Second, thank you to the twins - self control and willpower - you never cease to amaze me with your capacity for accepting failure.

And finally, thank you junk/comfort/snack food, you have always been loyal and hearty friends to my fat cells.